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POOP THE WORLD Update – Submitted to App Store

February 29, 2012

Filed under: Uncategorized — SWS Digital @ 12:43 pm

“My friends and family aren’t seeing the Baby Brown Manatee’s that I’ve been creating on their Facebook or Twitter feeds. What gives ya’ll?”

Well, for those of you who haven’t been able to diligently update all of your nearest and dearest via our app, we’re excited to let you know that help is on the way.

Facebook and Twitter updated their API’s and our app was needing to be brought up to speed. That’s all done now and our new version has been submitted to the app store.

We’d like to take this opportunity to remember a dear feature of ours that we couldn’t fit into the final product….a fragrance known as “The Sweaty Orphaned Raccoon”. You know the smell we’re talking about, right?

You hear a rustling in the bushes behind your place. Then you hear the sounds of plastic bin lids and metal cans being scattered on the ground. You know who’s doing this. As you turn on the light outside, a frantic commotion happens and the furry goggled culprits retreat hastily. But wait, they’ve forgotten something. In the shadowy corner is a small baby raccoon. His parents left his ass to fend for himself. Now he’s alone. Now he’s nervous. He’s sweating. Maybe he’s pissed himself a bit. He stinks like garbage, sweaty fur, and raccoon piss. But instead of grabbing a shovel and trying to smash his face in, you smile, wink, and let him be. Why? Because you’ve taken a dump recently that smells just like him.

RIP Sweaty Orphaned Raccoon fragrance.

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