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POOP THE WORLD Update – Submitted to App Store


February 29, 2012

Filed under: Uncategorized — SWS Digital @ 12:43 pm

“My friends and family aren’t seeing the Baby Brown Manatee’s that I’ve been creating on their Facebook or Twitter feeds. What gives ya’ll?”

Well, for those of you who haven’t been able to diligently update all of your nearest and dearest via our app, we’re excited to let you know that help is on the way.

Facebook and Twitter updated their API’s and our app was needing to be brought up to speed. That’s all done now and our new version has been submitted to the app store.

We’d like to take this opportunity to remember a dear feature of ours that we couldn’t fit into the final product….a fragrance known as “The Sweaty Orphaned Raccoon”. You know the smell we’re talking about, right?

You hear a rustling in the bushes behind your place. Then you hear the sounds of plastic bin lids and metal cans being scattered on the ground. You know who’s doing this. As you turn on the light outside, a frantic commotion happens and the furry goggled culprits retreat hastily. But wait, they’ve forgotten something. In the shadowy corner is a small baby raccoon. His parents left his ass to fend for himself. Now he’s alone. Now he’s nervous. He’s sweating. Maybe he’s pissed himself a bit. He stinks like garbage, sweaty fur, and raccoon piss. But instead of grabbing a shovel and trying to smash his face in, you smile, wink, and let him be. Why? Because you’ve taken a dump recently that smells just like him.

RIP Sweaty Orphaned Raccoon fragrance.

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POOP THE WORLD featured in National Public Radio


May 4, 2010

Filed under: SWS — SWS Digital @ 7:33 pm

Some great press this last week for POOP THE WORLD in the form of an article by NPR. A pleasant surprise to wake up to and also a nice spike in sales as a result. Thanks NPR!

http://www.npr.org/templates/story/story.php?storyId=126288500


“We’re proud to say we dominate this very narrow niche”

POOP THE WORLD Twitter and Facebook Features Explained


December 15, 2009

Filed under: Uncategorized — SWS Digital @ 4:21 pm

We’ve had a few questions from users who are wanting to link their poops to Twitter and Facebook. There’s an app for that, right?

If you’ve uploaded our most recent version and on the first run through decided not to input your username / passwords for Twitter and Facebook (don’t worry, we don’t keep nor care about these – you people are clearly sick with your love for poop and we want nothing to do with your personal lives.)

How To Turn On Auto-broadcast for Twitter and Facebook

- On your iPhone go to the app called Settings

- Scroll down to “Poop”

- After you input your Twitter details you will be able to automatically broadcast your poops to your Twitter followers. For Facebook, all you have to do is make sure that Auto-Login and Auto-Broadcast are selected and you’re good to go. Hit ‘Settings’ in the top left to save.

What Happens When I Auto-Broadcast My Poops?

Glad you asked. It’s pretty cool actually.

We have funny messages that will show up in your Twitter feed or Facebook status when you auto-broadcast. As soon as you hit “Flush & Post” to generate a poop, the poop type and fragrance data is captured and input into a message. Here’s an example:

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Don’t These Get Stale After a While?
Heeeeeell no. We can update these puppies at will and what makes them cool is that we can target them in Twitter to trending topics so that not only are you sharing your funny poops with friends but the keywords as they relate to trending topics (Above example: #Christmas) allows your post to respected by others. We find this is a good way to get more followers. Try it!

SHARE POOP: How to send a poop directly to a particular person

If you are reading this and you are one of those reviewers who doesn’t take the time to check out apps before writing a review, this is where there seems to be a misconception so read carefully: POOP THE WORLD DOES NOT INVOLVE ANY IMAGES OF REAL POOP. That’s sick. Ours are funny little cartoon Ren & Stimpy-like poops. Cool?

Feel like randomly blasting a specific friend with your latest poop? On the Main Menu select SHARE POOP

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Then you’ll see the details of the last poop you generated (as well as your stats). Select SEND POOP at the bottom:

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Then select the type of message you want to send. In the case of selecting specific people select Email My Last Poop or Send to Facebook Friend.

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That’s it! Told you it was cool.

iPhone BAT FIGHT in the China Market


November 12, 2009

Filed under: SWS — SWS Digital @ 9:38 am

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Sydney Dust Storm Spreads to Surprising Places


September 28, 2009

Filed under: SWS — SWS Digital @ 3:21 pm

The other day the world bore witness to some amazing images from Sydney, Australia where an outback dust storm converged on the city and turned everything blood red. We had some time to do a little more research and it turns out that the dust storm has migrated. See below.

The Arctic

Vancouver

Eddie Murphy’s pants

My iPhone

Hell

John Edwards

If you see any other places that the mysterious red dust has landed, call me immediately. I’m very concerned.